I Have Questions
1) Does Con Edison live on my street now? Because they’ve been camped out here for about six years now.
2) Is this particular Con Edison truck driver an egg enthusiast? Because if so, I can get behind that. Eggs rock. Did you know they’re the only truly perfect source of protein? It’s true. And if this particular Con Edison truck driver is not just an egg enthusiast, is he or she moonlighting with the American Egg Board? And if he or she is moonlighting with the American Egg Board, won’t Con Edison frown on their company-branded truck being used in such a manner?
3) What point is this particular Con Edison driver trying to make about bacon, exactly? Is it on par with the egg? The perfect accompaniment? A food so delectable that it needs no words, no context? A cuisine onto itself?
4) Did a random egg lover vandalize this particular Con Edison truck with his or her important message of breakfast? Was he or she working alone, or with a separate bacon lover? Or did the egg lover vandalize the Con Edison truck first, and then a bacon lover came along, felt bacon needed to be represented in any breakfast-related graffiti, and added to what was already there?
5) Would you have even more questions if you saw the other side of the truck?
Because I do. And I plan to spend the remainder of the afternoon loitering in the proximity of this particular Con Edison truck until I get some answers.
I find it rather dishearting and truely false that you would classify all saturated fat as bad. coconut oil is high in the medium chain saturated fat lauric acid which can be found in human breast milk. Some saturated fat is good for you. Just as some cholestrol is good.